southbound-saurez asked: X (zombie apocalypse), Z

X - I would become a female Jessie Eisenberg and go on a fateful journey to find twinkies, while simultaneously battle off zombies with my shotgun and katana. I’ll be victorious, just you wait.

Z - I am quite well, thank you Doug. I’m procrastinating finishing my homework while contently listening to The Antlers (great band, btw).

HOW ARE YOU DOUGĀ